Preface: I posted this on Facebook before I realized it was blog material.
I am that magical combination of overeducated and rube and nothing exemplifies that more than, first, my telling you that never before ten minutes ago had we ever had a supermarket deliver to our house and, second, that I personified Sarah Millican’s hysterically funny comedy schtick on the same, which I now know is also 100% accurate: “A man brought food to my house! You’re not taking this seriously enough!” (Ding! Extra points for the run-on sentence. Banner day!)
Just a Little Jowlier 