Found this from 2016:
I just pulled a straw out of the box. Sometimes a girl gets tired of spilling on herself, but I digress…On the box is written: Everyday Flexible Straws. As opposed to…? “Honey, we’ve got company. Break out the good straws.”
If we're lucky, we age. If we're luckier, we find the humor in it.
Found this from 2016:
I just pulled a straw out of the box. Sometimes a girl gets tired of spilling on herself, but I digress…On the box is written: Everyday Flexible Straws. As opposed to…? “Honey, we’ve got company. Break out the good straws.”
We joke in our family about the “company” things, as opposed to everyday things, company things are what you bring out when guests are expected. Applies to anything – the company cheese, company dishes, company straws.
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